I can’t stop laughing at this:

Break Up Leave

 

It says that a company in Japan is offering ‘break up’ leave to their staffs so that those parties involved would be given time to heal their wounded heart. Besides, the number of leaves given is proportional to the age of the worker; i.e. those 24 years old or less are given a day off while those at the age of 25 to 29 years old are given 2 days off while higher than that are given 3 days off.

The reason behind the number of days given is because there is higher chance for younger women to look for ‘replacement’ while the older ones are harder to find a date.