This afternoon, during ‘mock drill’ ;

Me : “Check his response.”

Colleague 1 : “OK”

Me : “He’s bleeding. Suppress it with cotton wools. They are in the First Aid Kit box”

Colleague 2 : *grabs the First Aid Kit box* “How to open this thing?!”

Me : -_-”

The whole room burst into laughter….




This morning, in the office ;

Director :”Where’s she?”

Colleague : “She can’t come. Emergency leave.”

Director :*looking at me* “You are coming in.”

Me : “Me?!! No.. no.. no…”

Director : “We’ve registered 6 pax for this training. You’re in”

Me : *whispering to myself in my head* “Oh great… 6 hours of sleep for past two night and I have to go for training on Monday morning!! This is just great!! I’m so gonna die in there…”