It’s Gastric, You Fool…

This morning, in the clinic;

Doctor : What’s wrong with you?

Me : Stomach pain *showing the area below the lungs*

Doctor : You have gastric.

Me : Oh.. So, this is gastric.

Doctor : -_-” . When did it start?

Me : *Doing the innocent face* Why? I don’t know that’s gastric. I never had one before. It started since Saturday.

Doctor : *calculating with fingers* What? 4 days?!!

Me : Yeah.

Doctor : -_-” . Need MC? Need receipt?

Me : Yeah. Claimable. *ends with a smile*

Now I know what’s gastric all about..