Sometimes, Being Sarcastic Helps

My friend was trying a pair of shoes and showed them to me. “What do you think? Nice or not?”

“Looks weird to me.” I said.

“What weird?” She looked at me.

“It makes your feet looked… chubby.” I spoke honestly.

“Don’t be so truthfully, can or not?” She stared at me.

I could see her free hands raised up as though she’s about to land a 10-hit combo on my arms. “OMFGWTF! You should buy it wei… It looks damn kaw good on you!”

“Okay. That’s damn fake.” She laughed.

“You’ll regret for life if you don’t buy it. For life! Buy it!!” I added sarcastically.

My friend’s speechless. She puts back the shoes and walked out the shop. She didn’t bother to ask for my opinion for the rest of the night.


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