*beep* 1 New Message….
Upon reading this SMS, I’m stunned. Annoyed. Cursing. I don’t need money. I’m not desperate for money. And yet, I got this arse SMS from some effing dimwit about ‘a service’ he/she is providing. How did they get my number in the first place? Who the f**k gave my number to them? Is this Ah Long’s new way of enticing new customers? How long do we have to endure trash like this?
fyi, ah long = illegal money lender